If Wife were to give up eating meat...
...and if Wife were to continue to cook meat for her Husband...
...and if Wife were to throw everything in the crockpot in the morning for Husband's favorite pulled barbeque chicken...
...and if Wife had told Husband every.single.time that she used the crockpot that Husband was not to lift the lid of the crockpot and start messing around with the contents of the crockpot while it was cooking as doing so releases 50% of the heat and moisture and can alter both the taste and texture of the food...
...and if Husband still insisted on coming in to the kitchen, lifting the lid and fucking around with the chicken...
...and when Wife yelled at husband to stay the hell out of her kitchen, Husband laughed and said "what do you care? you aren't going to eat it anyway!"...
...would Wife be justified in removing Husband's liver with a pickle fork?
Of course, hypothetically speaking...
Sister Honey Bunch
Ummm, yeah.
lisamm
In a word: YES.
I forgot you were also a flybaby.. I've got the crockpot going today too. And it's 85 degrees outside, so it seems kind of odd that the house smells like stew (which to me screams "Winter!")
Kelly
I tagged your fine arse for a meme. Check it out!
Maria
Nope. He's right - let that shit be awful. His problem.
:p
Vampie
Try a pitchfork instead! LOL Hypothetically speaking of course!
jenefur
Get him! Get him!
Daisy
Well - on one hand yes and on the other hand he sort of makes a solid point... except of course that the kids have to eat it too right??
I would like to know what YOU ate for supper tonight? 😀
LaskiGal
Quite possibly, wife would be justified . . .
kelly
You are going Veggie, baby! Rock On!
I know a great place to sell said liver on the blackmarket.
Give me a call.
Mindi
I knew it! As long as I got a jury of all wives nobody would convict me, right?
Lisamm: it's 50-below-nipples-falling-off here. Don't go bragging about your 85 degrees! 😉 But I DO love my crockpot and I am still a flybaby
Maria: he had already added huge chunks of turkey bacon to it when I wasn't looking so it was already bad enough. Iwas just trying to minimize the yuckiness.
Daisy: nope - my kids wouldn't touch it. I made a large batch for him so that he could take the leftover for lunch, having it for a snack or inject it straight in to his bloodstream. He loves pulled barbequed meat. As for me? I had veggies sauteed in teriyaki sauce over brown rice. And 4 beers.
Kelly - it's been 2 weeks today since I have had meat. I don't even miss it!
Say What?
Wait, you have a pickle fork???
Whether you use a pickle-, pitch-, salad-, or braising fork - you are in the right! IF he wants to mess around with the crockpot then he should be doing the cooking of said food in the pot.
If you are doing the cooking - he needs to keep his hands off!
Mindi
Of course I have a pickle fork.....matter of fact, I have an everyday one and a formal one.
Don't you? 😉
Seriously, I am pretty anal about having the right serving pieces/utensils for foods.
I actually have 2 pantries in my basement....one holds foods and the other holds all of my serving pieces (and I have 3 sets of everyday china that I rotate when I get bored + Christmas everyday china). It's 7 shelves high, each 10 feet long and they are overflowing.
Yeah, you can say it - I'm a little "high maintenance" 🙂
dkaye
if not, at a minimum - whacking him upside the head with the skillet you're cooking the chicken!
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