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    Home » life

    Not quite a sex dream

    by Mindi Cherry

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    I woke up this morning at 5:30am with a start.  I'd just had a really strange dream. 

    In it, I was staying in a hotel, Hubby was nowhere to be seen.  There was an assortment of my male friends, both past and present and included several old boyfriends.  I was being chased by eels that were being transferred to me through skin contact with the males and getting inside of me and squirming about.  Hubby finally showed up and I could see that he had a large eel under his skin and running down the side of his leg.  It was one of those dreams where you only remember a few things...the eels, the guys and the squirmy feeling you had while having the dream.

    Could it be any clearer than if it was simply a dream about a cigar going through a tunnel?

    I get up and pad downstairs to make my coffee and start thinking about it.  I hate strange dreams.  Give me a nice straight-forward dream about Brad Pitt or a pre-Scientology-Tom-Cruise (back when he was still a human) and I am a happy gal.  But the strange ones, especially the ones that include people that I know, bother me.

    Coffee's brewing.  Start obsessing over dream.  A thought occurs to me.

    See - I am a person who usually needs TV to fall asleep and last night was no exception.  I flipped on HBO when I got in to bed and promptly fell fast asleep.  I flipped on the family room TV and scrolled back in the Guide to see what came on after I fell asleep....and I felt much better about the whole thing.

     That's right - it was "Snakes On A Plane" !

    I'm still not sure what to think about all of this, but I feel a little better now.

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