Raisinettes + whole milk = crib full of vomit
Mommy's rule of "when at a birthday party, you don't ask to play with the birthday boy's brand new toy" will be ignored and met with glass-breaking shrieks when the toy in question is a Darth Vadar costume and matching lightsaber.
Girl Scouts are evil little creatures. They possess some sort of magic ability that makes it impossible for me to walk by them without buying several boxes of cookies.
Touching steel wool with a 9-volt battery will cause the steel wool to burst in to flames. You may combine several batteries with several pads to create a mini-bonfire. Husbands with more than 2 beers in them must never be given this information.
Maria
Sounds like an extremely eventful 18 hours. 🙂
Sorry about that crib full of vomit - and I'd protest that rule for a Darth Vader costume too. *lol*
Maureen
Har! Well, at least you learned something... and no, I am NOT telling hubby about the battery trick...
Maureen
Still blog hoppin'
Tara R.
That is hilarious... having been a GS leader for years I can confirm the "evil creature" one. Went through years of de-programming. =)