It's a snow day.
I've had BestFriendMommy's kids here since 9:30am
I've been overwhelmed and flattered by the number of people reading this blog today...as well as the number of people commenting.
I've learned that vomit DOES bounce off of walls when it is done in a relatively small powder room
I've learned that a 6.75 year-old, a snowsuit and diarrhea does not mix.
I've dug shit out of a 20-month-old's ass today after watching her struggle with it for 30 minutes.
I've eaten nothing today.
I'm on my 4th beer.
If it wasn't my husband's day off, you would be hearing about me on the news right now.
I'll see you and respond to everyone tomorrow.
Pammy Girl
You know what else vomit bounces off? Windshields. Yes, if you're sitting in the car, can't pull over due to traffic and swallowing said vomit is not an option, once you open your mouth it will hit the windshield, bounce off and splatter all over you and whomever else is in the front seat (and if you're lucky, someone in the back seat). Happened to my older sister when she was 12. My father was not happy. And if you throw up hard enough (AKA: projectile), you can actually flush a toilet in Costa Rica without using the handle. Same sister 10 years later.
Mindi... I'm sorry you had the world's shittiest day, but all I could do was laugh and I needed that because my day hasn't been too hot either. Thanks!
Maria
Damn. It's just not your week.
Daisy
I seriously don't know how you do it.
Oh wait. Yes I do. Beer. Copious amounts of beer, LOL...
THis too shall pass...
Mindi
Ahhh...new day, new day! Slightly hung over, but so far much better (then again, it's only 8:15am)
Pammy - thanks for the laugh. Sounds like your sister is pretty talented with 'da vomit 🙂 Glad I gave you a laugh!
Maria - I can say with complete honesty that I don't think that I've ever had a week this bad.
Daisy - the funny thing is, I don't really drink that much. I will often have just 1 beer...or open a beer while I am cleaning up the kitchen, have a sip and then hand it to my husband. Last night was a different story. BestFriendMommy's kids were here until 8:30 (I watched them until 2:00pm, then she came home/came over and everyone stayed until 8:15pm). At 8:30 I put my kids and my husband to bed (he's working today) and went over to her house where copious amounts of beer WERE consumed until 1:00am.
kelly
Shit and a snowsuit is never a good mix. Hope you can salvage the weekend.
kelly
Shit and a snowsuit are never a good mix. Hope you can salvage the weekend.
FreeFromItAll
DAMN! I feel the need to take up drinkin just reading your site.
I'm not into beer. I AM into wine. I could become a serious LUSH if your life doesn't improve. (I'm just KIDDING of course).
I am just shocked at all the crap (literally and figuratively) that has gone on in your life.
Drink up girl, it's still early, get a head start - maybe it won't hit so hard. LOL
Sandy (Momisodes)
I guess at least the shit was contained? I hope the weekend gets better for you...
Daisy
No offense intended - I hope you know that - in FACT I decided to have three martinis this evening - DAMN it is hard to type buzzed, LOL...