Some Announcements

I've made some decisions about my life. 

1. This will be my last blog post:
2. I'm throwing away all my makeup.  No longer will I be a slave to the male-vision of beauty.  I'm also going back to the granny panties and cotton non-underwire bras.  I'm going to live in yoga pants and sneakers
3. I'm going to start using a Diva Cup
4. I'm going to start running 4 miles per day
5. I'm getting a job at Wawa in hopes that The Wawa Chick and I can be BFF
6. I'm having my tubal ligation reversed and can't wait to start giving the Duggars some competition.
7. I'm going to stop drinking.  Today.  Never again.  Yeungling = bad.  Fresh Carrot Juice = good
8. I'm going to start sewing my own clothes.
9.  I'm never going to swear again.
10. I'm going to catch up on all my comments and blog visits...starting immediately

Ok - that last one was true....Happy April Fools Day, from a real April fool!