9 Wine Accessories That Every Wino Needs

9 Wine Accessories That Every Wino Needs Now - Here are some great gift ideas for the wine lover in your life (or yourself)

Being a wino is hard work. There are so many expectations of choosing the right wine for every situation. Then we have the difficult task of drinking said wine. Don't get me started of always having to come up with the perfect wine gifts for friends! Being the witty wino friend is tough, super tough. But like the saying goes, somebody has to do it! I take being a wino seriously, and believe me, when I say these are nine wine accessories that every wino needs!

Note: nothing in this post should be considered to promote irresponsible drinking habits. These are just fun gift ideas for the wine lover in your home. Wine is fun, but if you have a problem or your consumption of wine or other alcohol is affecting your "regular life", please seek help.

Wino Stoppers

There aren't many winos that need wine stoppers, I mean who doesn't finish the whole bottle? Eh, sometimes it happens. When that sad night occurs, grab one of these silicone wine stoppers with funny wino sayings on them. We have all been there when Sip Happens.

Wino Coasters

Novinophobia is a real thing - the fear of running out of wine. I've experienced this first hand and have learned from my past mistakes. Never start a night out without a full case of wine on hand! That way when you look at your Tonight's Forecast: 99 Percent of Wine coaster, you know there is truth in advertising!

Plug & Chug It

Sometimes carrying around an extra wine glass is just more work than is necessary. Luckily for you, just grab the Guzzle Buddy: It Turns Your Wine Bottle Into Your Extra Large Wine Glass. Kinda genius, really. Drinking out of a tiny wine glass is for amateurs, not only can you plug your wine for later, but you have a large glass to drink your favorite wine out of. Win!

I'm Not Slurring My Words, I'm Speaking in Cursive

There are a lot of funny wine glasses out there, but this is my current favorite. I bet the wino in your life will love it and nod saying, yep that's true. I'm Not Slurring My Words, I'm Speaking in Cursive wine glass is perfect for the lushy wino in your life - like me!

Who Who Needs Their Wine Opened?

This cute owl can open up my wine bottle any time he hoots to. See what I did there? Sometimes it isn't about having the fanciest wine opener, but the funnest. Yep, that is a real word. This Owl Wine Opener is a hoot and he knows it!

American Wino

It is the American way to go on an epic road trip at least once in your life. Why not do it and drink wine along the way? Brilliant! American Wino, A Tale of Reds, Whites, and One Man's Blues is the perfect book to instill wino wanderlust into your wine-loving soul.

Wine Signs

Some wine sayings speak truth... like this one: If You Have to Ask If It's Too Early to Drink Wine... You're and Amateur AND We Can't Be Friends. This needs to be on my wall! A wino has standards and this is mine!

Just Bring Wine!

Every wino loves it when you bring wine over. When you are too ~~lazy~~ busy, just pop over to Amazon and order your favorite vino and have it delivered. You can't go wrong with Mad Housewife wine as she goes with everything. Just don't ask her to do the dishes afterwards unless you are opening up another bottle of wine!

Unwind with Wine Candles

Sometimes sipping delicious wine isn't enough. Rewined wine candles are not only made in recycled wine glasses, but smell just like the yummy wines that they are named after. Kind of awesome if you ask me!