No - this isn't my third long post of the day. Well, it is but it is the only one I actually wrote today. Those other two? I started writing them as soon as the first questions came in two days ago.
Anyway - I gots me a Yuengling, a husband who is home from work, kids who are crawling all over Daddy and it's time to do some Weekend Blog Hopping! For those hopping my blog: this post is dedicated to you. May your mug never run dry and your fingers not regret anything they type tonight! Don't you just hate it when you wake up in the morning and have to rack your brain to figure out what damage your fingers did the night before?
It's a pity I didn't start compiling this last month....I had some pretty funny phrases not too long ago. So funny, in fact, that I am going to start doing this every Friday (or Saturday or whenever the hell I get around to it each week)Alas, Wordpress only keeps the records for 7 days, so let see what we have here:
im bored things to do : how about you come to my house and clean? no? then if you're not too bored to clean then you aren't that bored (at least, that's what my mom always said)
why can't i go to weight watchers online: because they don't seem to give a crap about their online customers? Just a guess
forever: I Googled "forever" and gave up trying to find myself in the search after 15 pages of results. I can only think that the person was clicking forever and finally found me (haha, get it? clicking "forever"? wasn't that clever? hey! now I'm rhyming! I'm a poet and didn't know it!)
queen mum mindi: awwww....this is probably the only one where I am convinced that they were looking for ME. And it happened 14 times last week. Look at that! I have my own personal stalker. Note to stalker - I prefer stargazer lilies to roses and if you really want to get on my good side, you can buy me this (don't forget the flash)
Nothing lasts forever, an important : this, in about 4 different variations, popped up in my stats 10 times in the last week (and one thing I am learning about Wordpress is that they tend to undercount search stats). Either someone is VERY depressed or they have a burning urge to see some post-"Jingle All The Way" Schwartzenager cheesecake!
getting over a death : I actually feel bad about this one, since my solution to getting over it was a quick flush. That probably wasn't the advice that they were seeking.
friendly's ww points: don't even bother. seriously - if you are ordering a Reeses Pieces Sundae then you simply don't give a shit about Points that day. last I heard, even the salads hover around 30 Points
weight watchers on blackberry wwcalc: several of these, in various forms. It's a shame that the only mention I make about Blackberrys (blackberries? what is the plural when it is a brand name?) is to tell the users that they are shit-out-of-luck when it comes to Weight Watchers software.
Fred Phelps: these people must have been very curious, because I am not even in the first 10 pages of Google. However, when you Google "fucktards who picket funerals", there I am on the front page!
Queen Mum Wii: I hear this is a big deal in the UK. The rumor is that Queen Elizabeth has been playing the Wii so often that no one else in Buckingham Palace can get a chance. I'm just spitballing here, but wouldn't the fact that she lives in a home with the word "palace" in the name imply that she can afford to shell out another $250 for a second Wii in the house?
the queen mum blog : in it's many forms. perhaps they were looking for me, perhaps not. It seems there are at least 3 other people out there who stole MY name for a blog. What's that? They have been blogging longer than me? well that's no excuse!
the queen is an idiot : hey - she's only 19 months old....give her a break!
im an idiot quiz : if you need to take a quiz to find out then let me save you some time....you're an idiot!
and my all-time jaw-dropping favorite:
diva cup origami folding: "Johnny, what can you make of this?" "This? Why, I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl..." (and if you don't know what movie this came from, stop reading this blog and come back after you have watched the entire "I Love The 80s" series on VH-1. It's the only way you will ever understand me). New reader? Don't know what I am talking about? click here
What is also interesting is the literally hundreds of results from people who found me searching for something Weight Watchers-related (recipes, menu planning, etc). I know that I haven't been posting as much of that stuff as I used to, so I will try to kick that up a little more. Maybe I can move the recipes to their own page or even a separate blog. I haven't figured out the logistics of that quite yet.
Have a great night!
Accountable
That is one of my all time favorite movies. I even took the quiz on facebook and I did okay. The sequal I haven't tried yet. "Surely you can't be serious!" you might ask. "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
I renenctly did a post on odd search terms, then one of my friends did odd searches (on purpose) so I did a post on that too.
mostprepossessing
I love to look at the search terms people use on my blog. Recently I've gotten "peeing in the road" and "what to put in my husband's card since we don't get along icky".
bpwriter47
Ugh, Fred Phelps!! All I can say is I'm from Kansas and he is someone none of us like. I'm also a veteran, you know there's a group here who flys flags during funerals so the family doesn't have to see him and his about 7 stupid followers. He went to England to bother one of the Swedish Royalty, why!!! Who knows, he's just embarrassing.
HP
Two ciders, and your list was very funny.
Blog Hopping---HP
jenefur
You CAN look past the 7 days shown on your site. In the address bar, part of the address says 'searchterms&numdays=7'
Change that number to 100 or however far back you want to go, then refresh. TA DA!!!