Fun with search engines, Part Deux

I haven't done one of these for a while despite the fact that some of the searches that people have used to find me have had me spitting out my coffee, rolling my eyes or worrying about the fate of humanity.  But I guess when you write about everything from Diva Cups to playgroups to MILFs to granny panties, you're going to get a few oddballs

• "MILF list":  hey!  I'm on page 1 of Google for this search, right there among all the porn sites.  Isn't that special?!  I can't imagine how that happened, especially since Google lists over 714,000 matches.  Could it be because mine is about men and not moms?  According to my stats, 122 people have clicked on my blog in the last 20 days using "MILF" in one form or another.  That's an awful lot of people looking for some stroke material.  Your mothers must be so proud!
• "mindi good fuck":  obviously not anyone from my high school or college days looking for me.
• "42aa Bras":  I get about 10 of these a week, in various forms most likely as a result of this post.  My first thought was a really bitchy one...something about "and I thought MY tits were small!".  Then I Googled it and found that is a common post-mastectomy size bra.  So if any of you ladies find this post from that search, I have only this to say:  You get the sexiest bra you can find and who gives a shit about the cup size?  You get serious snaps from me!
• "small droopy boobs" and "droppy boobs":  yeah - screw you too!
• "big honking boobs":  Much better and I'm flattered, but you've definitely got the wrong blog!
• "what does a ladies boob look like":  I'm going to assume that this is the from the person in Iran that Sitemeter says visited last week.....or from a very young boy.  Otherwise....dude...you need to get off the computer if you ever want to see a real boob!
• "Skinny bitches must die":  I'm with you on that one.  Until I become a skinny bitch (and I've already got the bitch part down-pat).  Then we will rule!
• "Please explain twitter" - I haven't figured it out yet either
• "mindicherry.wordpress":  did someone really need to do a search for this?  wouldn't it have been just as easy to add a ".com " and see where that took them?
• "how to insert a diva cup video" - step 1:  don't buy it. 
• "Diva cup falling out":  see - yet another reason why you shouldn't buy it
• "Diva Cup full in an hour":  skip the internets and head straight to your doctor!
• "free granny panties":  I seriously hope this person was looking for NEW ones.  If so, I believe that we already covered this!
• "Easter tablescapes for church":  Daisy - I added this one just for you...I know how you love that word!

And then there were the ones that have me alternately scratching my head and making sure that my doors are locked at night.  I'm guessing that these people rarely get laid and when they do, never with the same person twice:

• mother sister fuck
• granny perverts (that just brings up a mental image I do NOT want, especially since my kids call my mom "Granny")
• perfect boobs brushing teeth (how do they hold the toothbrush?)
• nursing bra tits kid (oh - Freud would have a field day with you!)
• lactating nursing bra tits (you too)
• moms with nice c*** gets fucked (yes - I edited out a word.  I may curse quite a bit myself, but NOT that word.)
• mum suck son penis (if this is happening to you, get help.  If this is your fetish, get even more help!)