Maria over at Immoral Matriarch posted her "Laminated List" last week and it got me to thinking about mine. Then Latte Mommy started showing off her TV Boyfriend and I thought "I need to get me one of those". To my delight, I was awarded with the yumminess that is Michael Scofield
(ok - I had to take the test about 6 times to get him....they kept giving me people that I never heard of from shows that I never watch. Is "Friday Night Lights" even still on the air?)
But is it fair to limit myself to just one TV boyfriend? Of course not. And limiting myself to a TV-boyfriend seems like genre-ism. It's only fair that I make a list for that magical day when, not only will Brad not mind me cheating on him, but the hottest men in the world are also banging down my door begging me to have sex with them.
So without further ado, here is my MILF (Men I'd Like to Fuck) list:
George Clooney: I don't care if you dislike his politics, his unwillingness to settle down (which I choose to believe is because he is saving himself for me) or his performance in "Batman & Robin". This man has been hotness personified since he played George on Facts of Life (even with the mullet). Oh - and the hottest he ever looked? In "Dusk To Dawn", even with the tattoos.
Jon Stewart: just coolness personified. He is intelligent, witty and good-looking. Like Robert Redford, he just gets better looking with age. More importantly, he hosts one of the best late-night shows out there. You may not agree with his politics....you may be offended by some of his views. But he clearly comes from the school of the late William F. Buckley: "It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable" and that is an incredible turn-on!
Johnny Depp: especially if I can convince him to dress up like a pirate and ravish me (or anyone except "21 Jump Street Johnny Depp"). Sorry Maria...I know you claimed him for your own, but I'll fight you for him (and I may be short, but I'm scrappy). I generally don't like tattoos, but for him, I'll make an exception! He's quirky & he looks a little dirty. I just know that he would unleash my inner cowgirl...the one who would just strap the handlebars to the headboard and......oh - excuse me....got carried away for a minute.
James Marsters: Oh Spike...Buffy wasn't good enough for you. She never truly appreciated your brutal honesty, your rugged good looks, your penetrating....ummm...eyes. Sure there was that whole thing about you killing thousands of innocent people and seriously trying to kill her for several seasons. But I would have given anything to make you my Blondie-Bear. I have a serious forearm-fetish and his just make me swooon (among other things). I'll take James with the blonde hair, with the post-Buffy crewcut, with the current dark blonde 'do. All he needs to do it throw on the black leather duster and use the British accent and I'd pretty much fall to the ground with my legs in the air.
David Boreanaz: Ok - I never said that I didn't have a serious thing for the men of Buffy (and that includes Anthony Stewart Head and Alex Denisoff, but since I don't want you thinking me a total Buffy-whore, we'll end it with DB). So many guys start off young, slim & cute and as they age the "bulk up" in ways that aren't so flattering. David actually looks better now with the extra 20-30 pounds than he did 10 years ago when I first saw him. Oh - and he's a Philly-boy to boot! And that whole "totally devoted to his wife and child" thing? Just makes me want him more
I guess there are plenty of other men that I could add to this list, but quite frankly, I don't think my keyboard could take any further drool, so I'll end it with this...
Orlando Bloom, Denis Leary (yes - THAT Denis Leary), Gordon Ramsay, Anderson Cooper, Glen Hansard (but only if he sings "Falling Slowly" to me first), Stephen Colbert, Tom Brokaw (ok - I LIKE the older guys), Denzel Washington, and of course Matt Damon.
Who is on your list?
jenefur
What if you had to CHOOSE between Spike and Angel? I'm leaning towards that British accent. I was sad when I learned it was fake!
Maria [Immoral Matriarch]
I liked Spike too. 🙂
And you can have Johnny - he's not on the list list. Just the honorable mentions. That's not to say that if he said 'hey you two fight and I'll totally bang the one that wins' that I won't go all out on you.
:p
Pammy Girl
You and I are kindred souls... I LOVE Spike and Angel! In fact, I met James Marsters once and almost wet my pants. YUMMY! And despite the rumor that Wentworth Miller is gay, he's still on my list. Maybe I'll run into him soon... one can always hope.
Mindi
Jenefur: if I had to choose? I'd go for Spike. Since this wouldn't be a long-term relationship, Spike would probably be better in the sack. Angel would be good for "making love". Spike would be all about the fucking.
Maria: and I am sure that if Johhny were to meet us together, that is exactly what he would say!
Pammy: lucky you meeting Marsters! the only problem with him (and Alex Denisoff) is that both of them sound MUCH sexier with their accents. When I have seen them in interviews using their "real voice" they kinda sounded dorky.....not that I wouldn't still bang 'em or anything.....
And NO! I never heard that Wentworth was gay. Oh well...I guess I'll just have to take his "brother" Linc!