Ok - now I think you people are just trying to screw with my head

Wanna know what searches have led people to this site in the last 24 hours?

does hannah montana have a real mum?

ma grandmere est flambe

hat broach pterodactyl (somebody didn't know the moooo-vie!)

mom i love you ill never leave you pleas

origami fold diva cup (actually - whoever did that one was cheating...they just took the "-ing" off of the previous search)

That's it - I'm going to BestFriendMommy's house to drink (well, it's a 6-year old birthday party, but there will be booze)!