Tonight is the night! No husband, no children. I get to hang out with 11 other women as we talk about everything from diaper rashes to sex toys.
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PerfectCatholicMommy will drink too much and share way too much info.
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StickInHerAssMommy will silently condemn us to an afterlife in the fiery pits of Hell because of the things we say (nevermind the fact that we all know that she had an affair last year).
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BestFriendMommy will revel in the fact that she got her husband to come home from work before 8:00pm so that she can have an evening out (as will I).
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BitchMommy will ignore everyone but two women in her continuing delusion that she is QueenOfTheStreet.
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SweetAsPieMommy will be missing because she had a baby on Monday.
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PartyMommy will bring a friend to replace her.
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AlwaysPregnantMommy will bemoan the fact that she has had 1 month in the last two years where she has been able to drink.
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NewMommyOnTheBlock will show up late and drink all of us under the table (that woman is so much fun!).
Yep - that's right! It's Bunco Night! Welcome to the hell that is suburbia!
as for me, I need a name. Any suggestions? DietMommy? OCDMommy?
Allison
I'm guessing that you're trying to make the night sound like it might be painful (hell reference and such), but with that cast of characters it sounds pretty fun. I wish I knew how to play Bunco!
the new girl
How about bloggingaboutthewholeneighborhoodmommy? lmao!
PS. YOU'RE the mommy that I'd want to sit next to!